The Auditors don’t like personality (never say “I”); Death’s been acquiring one, so they fire him. He becomes a wicked good farmhand, while the new Death isn’t about yet so things aren’t dying like they should, which gets interesting.
The newest pyramid in Discworld’s counterpart to ancient Egypt, Djelibeybi (read it aloud), gets a little out of hand.
Fourth Discworld novel. Death gets an apprentice, who messes up the fabric of history because he likes a girl; meanwhile, Death tries out getting drunk and other “fun” human pasttimes. Turns out he’s a pretty good cook because he’s so quick with knives.
The Watch has new recruits representing minorities (dwarf, troll, werewolf), Vimes becomes Commander, Carrot (who seems a bit tall for a dwarf…) becomes Captain. There’s a gonne. And somebody is unsuspectingly the rightful king of Ankh-Morpork.
I haven’t found a good two-liner about this book. Here we meet the elves, whom we’ve all been daydreaming about (they’re so stylish and glamourous!); and we promptly, wholeheartedly, regret it.
“Here there be dragons…and the denizens of Ankh-Morpork wish one huge firebreather would return from whence it came. … Not only does this unwelcome visitor have a nasty habit of charbroiling everything in its path, in rather short order it is crowned King (it is a noble dragon, after all…).”
The third Discworld novel, introducing Granny Weatherwax, the placebo eff–err, that is, headology–and a handy tip about pesky rules.
“Terry Pratchett’s maiden voyage through the now-legendary land of Discworld. This is where it all begins — with the tourist Twoflower and his wizard guide, Rincewind.”
A 2007 YA fantasy novel by Robin McKinley, and as a YA novel, it’s okay, and interesting enough, but as a Robin McKinley novel, it’s a bit disappointing. Still, there was a quote or two I liked.
A series of epic fantasy novels popularized by HBO, set in the kingdom of Westeros and unusually…gritty for fantasy. You smell the latrines in this one–or the lack thereof.
Quotes come fromA Game of Thrones,A Clash of Kings,A Feast for Crows, andA Dance with Dragons.